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Joke of the Day

"I find gay sex disgusting, with all that penetration and stuff That is why I just ask guys to come on my face"

"[maybe NSFW] How can you tell that a porn star works at your local gas station? Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the trunk of your car."

"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."

"IF attacked by Clowns ... Go for the Juggler!"

"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."

"You are now breathing manually. Your welcome :) That's one of the best ways to get at someone over the internet."

"Yogi Berra He lived his whole life."

"What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho's"

"Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, ""What would I do?"" so I can do the opposite thing"

"I'm thinking about trying steroids... I hear they're all the rage!"