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Joke of the Day

"I find gay sex disgusting, with all that penetration and stuff That is why I just ask guys to come on my face"

"Goats have it all figured out. All disputes should be settled with an aggressive series of headbutts."

"My good friend died having sex I guess you could say he came and went at the same time."

"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."

"Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album."

"The only B word you should call a woman is ""beautiful."" Bitches love being called beautiful."

"Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat."

"What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding."

"I haven't talked to my girlfriend for the last couple days because of my addiction to this new game. I think The Division is really starting to get to her."

"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."