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Joke of the Day
"Buying a life insurance policy is best way to pretend that you have a life."
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"My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I winked at her. She bought me eye drops."
"You'll never convince me people eat raisins for any other reason than by accident."
"Who did the pirate lose his virginity to? His first mate."
"What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am? Around 3000 people"
"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."
"I was going to make a joke about a carp that had hands But it was too metacarpal."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff!"
"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"
"I have a relative who died in a concentration camp.... He fell off the guard tower."