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"If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot."
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"America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford."
"I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs. It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*."
"WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE: No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad"
"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"
"What do you call disabled people that follow politics? A special interest group."
"How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."
"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."
"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"What's another term for a prodigal farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."