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Joke of the Day
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
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"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."
"I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night... I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."
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"I need Volcano puns Anyone have any good volcano puns that I can use?"
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"Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen)"