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Joke of the Day
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
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"Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants"
"I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart."
"How do Italian Jews like their bread? With-a matzah holes in it."
"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"
"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."
"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."
"Ben and Kyle are talking. Kyle says to Ben I had a one night stand. To which Ben replied what do you have now?"
"*pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*"