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Joke of the Day
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
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"So, Facebook is celebrating its 10th birthday. What do you buy for the social media app that makes you hate everyone?"
"How much poutine was left after the hockey game? Nunavet"
"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."
"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."
"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"
"Take it Like a Man ""Take it like a man"" is a phrase that means something completely different if one is hit in the crotch."
"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""
"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"
"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."