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"I like my lantern like I like my metal Core"
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"I know we get a lot of dad jokes...here's a mom one What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine? Make it sew!"
"""This place sucks."" ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery"
"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."
"I spent some time at the wife's grave this morning. She's not dead or anything, she thinks I'm digging a pond."
"Girls who draw their eyebrows on may as well do them with a disappointed expression because yeah no thanks."
"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."
"A customer was buying condoms at work today. I asked if he'd like a bag. ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"*Paper beats rock* *Paper beats eggs* *Paper beats his girlfriend* *Paper beats his three year old*"
"A gay man asked me which way I went and I said, ""Counter-cockwise."""