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Joke of the Day

"I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday. I guess you could say it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

"I'm for driverless cars but honestly having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of shit 24/7"

"Stephen Hawking's favourite videogame? Flappy birds"

"I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind."

"I was on diet for a month and all I lost was 30 days How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ? Its one of his joke."

"An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist."

"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."

"My wife came in and caught me watching something X rated material... ""Someone's set the channel numbers to Roman numerals!"" I exclaimed."

"Why did the bean sell his car? The back seat didn't have enough legume."