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Joke of the Day

"Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush."

"Shout ""out"" to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."

"I was raised as an only child. Which really pissed my brothers off."

"Doctor: ""Your wife is in hospital!""... Me: ""...How is she?"" Doctor: ""I'm afraid she's critical"". Me: ""Oh, you get used to that...""."

"Here is my period story Period. End of story."

"Tip for drowning your enemies: Paint pictures of people yawning on the bottom of their swimming pool."

"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"

"Chasing away everyone who's ever tried to get close to you is a great way to save money on Christmas shopping."

"What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's? I forgot"

"What did they call the sugar that went to space? Intergalactose"