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Joke of the Day

"Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush."

"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"

"You really have to respect the male pornstars They're always working hard"

"What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food? Shrimp."

"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim."

"How do you become a millionaire overnight? Start off a billionaire then make a bunch of bad investments."

"You tell one kid there's candy inside an electrical outlet that can only be retrieved with a fork and you're never asked to babysit again"

"A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday... ...the wedding was low key."

"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Wife: ""If I died, would you remarry?"" Me: ""Yup."" Wife: ""And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"" Me: ""No silly! She's left handed."""