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Joke of the Day
"What's Tyrion Lannisters's favourite sea food? Shrimp."
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"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""
"A guy says to his friend, ""we should open a joint bank account."" His friend says, ""what for?"" The guy says, ""I just told you, weed money!"""
"TRIVIA: The sinking of the Titanic in 1912 cost 1,502 lives. Adjusting for inflation, that would be over 8,500 people today!"
"Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?"
"shoutout to Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about love, talking animals and my singing voice"
"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
"I told this cashier she kinda looked like Lorde, and as I was walking out, heard the lady behind me assure her she did not look like Jesus."
"Do NOT look under a teenage boy's bed, & never, EVER ask him why he & his friends are laughing. - two things I've learned the hard way"
"What do Brooklyn and tight jeans have in common? Flatbush."