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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid-eighties and with slight handicap."
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball anymore? Because he got all crossed up..."
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."
"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""
"What do you call a big trash can? A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL"
"I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016."
"What was the name of the Polish limo driver? Piccop Andropoff."
"If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse. I think it's in the Bible."
"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."