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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
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"Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen."
"""Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"" -I remind myself as I flirt with the fire extinguisher I've mistaken for a cute guy"
"I was a bit of a nerd in high school. Instead of chasing girls I was studying philosophy My friends always said that I put Descartes before the whores."
"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."
"What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
"Today is national suicide prevention day.. so remember.. If you see any suicide bombers...... Shoot them."
"Girl, you are so sexy. . . [unsuitably sweet for work] that if my brain was in my penis, you would make my forehead sweat."
"What do fat white chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."