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Joke of the Day
"In my opinion, the most important part of any meal is the ingredients"
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"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."
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"A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows."
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"What's the only thing Gary the gay geneticist loves more than he loves his boyfriend, Bill? Designer jeans."
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"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."