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Joke of the Day

"ooh n aah Q whats the difference between ooh and aah? A About 3 inches."

"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would just beat the room for being dark."

"Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee? Because she used #nofilter"

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape"

"Why did the gay necropheliac stop by the morgue on his way home? He wanted to suck down a few cold ones after work."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four..."

"Australians don't have sex... Australians mate."

" ! #16 UgarUp 2015 2015 ..."

"[spelling bee] Judge: Your word is McConaughey McConaughey. M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y, McConaughey. Did I get it? Judge: We have no idea"