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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim."
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"My girlfriend left me for a Hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better they worship cows."
"What does soylent green taste like? It varies from person to person."
"When Arnold says the line ""I'll be back"" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help."
"Doctor's office A man walk's into the doctor's office to get a check-up. The doctor tells the man he needs to quit masturbating. The man asks why . The doctor says, ""So I can examine you""."
"Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?.. To get drunk"
"What is worse than three kids in trash can? One kid in three trash cans"
"The doctor told Harry Potter to drink 2L of Water a Day, but Harry didn't listen. Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone."
"How do you explain a man birthing a baby? Taco bell for lunch"
"What do you call an alien in a swamp? A MARSHian"