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Joke of the Day

"Wife: ""If I died, would you remarry?"" Me: ""Yup."" Wife: ""And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"" Me: ""No silly! She's left handed."""

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"

"Jesus, the first pin up model"

"Feed me once shame on you, Feed me twice i'm moving in."

"Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian."

"Want to hear an ebola joke? you wont get it"

"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."

"Which blood type was created by mistake? Type O."

"The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. ""Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"""

"chin nut What do you call nuts on a wall? A: a wallnut What do you call nuts on a chest? A: a chestnut What do you call nuts on your chin? A: a blowjob"