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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."
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"And now for the best horror game of the year! FNAF vs Slender:The Arrival! FNAF wins! (The FNAF fanbase will scream at us if we pick anything else)"
"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."
"I was considering posting a joke that nobody had heard of, but I realized that it is actually pretty likely that... ...you already have reddit."
"I was with my friends when.. One of them asked the other if he was a virgin. He replied ""No, I came out mom's vagina."" I honestly don't know how to feel about this."
"Thanks for never punching me in the face, most people."
"Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding."
"What does the rest of the colony call an old ant? An antique."
"Me: ""Can I have a few extra days off before Christmas?"" Boss: ""It's May."" Me: ""Sorry, may I have a few days off before Christmas?"""
"Don't touch my twat my itchy twitchy twat .... Miley Cyrus. Ba dum tish"