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Joke of the Day

"And now for the best horror game of the year! FNAF vs Slender:The Arrival! FNAF wins! (The FNAF fanbase will scream at us if we pick anything else)"

"First Ebola and now Measles... Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?"

"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."

"The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour"

"What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity? Digging for booty."

"What is the best pick up line at a gay bar? ""Hello, can I push your stool in for you?"""

"My neighbor once said he was as healthy as a horse. Today he broke his leg so I had to put him down."

"Last night I was driving down an old country road when I hit a pedestrian going 50 mph. It seemed to take forever for help to arrive. That's the last time I use that towing company."

"Jesus: *turns water into wine* Me: nice Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak* Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit"

"Modern music is like taking a poop you like it at first, but then you realize its all shit in the end"