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Joke of the Day
"Don't touch my twat my itchy twitchy twat .... Miley Cyrus. Ba dum tish"
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"How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but they get extra credits for it"
"A mother bear defending her cubs but it's me defending the fresh pan of bacon from other hotel guests at the breakfast buffet."
"The Woods So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy ""Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared,"" Man ""How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."""
"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."
"Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created."
"Why are there no living cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all."
"The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work."
"""You're a ten?"" ""On the PH scale, Cuz you basic."""
"Can we start a Rihanna joke thread? Or did Chris Brown beat her to the punch?"