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Joke of the Day
"Thanks for never punching me in the face, most people."
Next Joke
"Never ever stop pushing yourself. They say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Go beyond it and create history."
"new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week."
"I've never sent out a pic of my penis. I believe that is a sacred thing shared between a man and another man pretending to be a woman."
"A girl asked her boyfriend what the Kamasutra was... He replied ""Let me put it this way"""
"What car does a japanese girl love to ride Nee-san"
"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!"
"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"
"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."