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Joke of the Day

"Viagra shipment stolen... Hardened criminals on the loose."

"I saw a couple of adjectives and a pronoun nervously smoking outside court yesterday. Probably awaiting sentencing."

"Why is hitler vegetarian Because he burnt all his meat!"

"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."

"As far as I can tell, the only thing ghosts do is set up obstacle courses when I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee"

"One day, some dude was all ""You know where we should save our money? Inside a statue of a pig,"" and everybody went ""That is a GREAT idea."""

"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""

"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."

"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"

"President Trump received congratulations from the Pope himself... Because thanks to him half the world started praying."