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Joke of the Day

"I was considering posting a joke that nobody had heard of, but I realized that it is actually pretty likely that... ...you already have reddit."

"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks."

"What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay."

"I once made a horse laugh and cry. (NSFW) I told the horse I had a bigger cock. He bursted out laughing. I showed him, he cried."

"[airport check-in] Me: I'd like to check this in Clerk: you'll have to take that on with u Me [sighing & picking baby up off counter]: fine"

"Most commonly asked question at a jewish bakery. How much does the challah cost?"

"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."

"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""

"You can tell that a train has a gambling problem... When it spends all its time at the track."

"I don't come into YOUR bathroom and tell YOU how to tweet."