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"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."
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"My grandpa keeps complaining to me that my generation relies too heavily on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support."
"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."
"Siri, where are my pants?"
"Latvian Christmas Christmas Eve father ask son what want christmas. Son say potato. Father say ""Ok. Santa bring potato."" Next day boy is learn Santa no exist."
"What do you call Nazis undergoing decomposition? Necrotizing Fascists."
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"What did the squirrel say when he looked up the woman's dress? What a Cunt, got no Nuts."
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"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."