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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Nazis undergoing decomposition? Necrotizing Fascists."
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"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...One was a salted."
"[wife checking on me and the kids] Hello ""I called the house, you didn't answer."" I went out. ""Ok. Well how have they been?"" How's who been?"
"Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They're repulsive!"
"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."
"What's a Porn Star's favorite spell? Expecto Erection"
"Taco emergency ? Call 9 Jaun Jaun"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."
"Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store!"