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Joke of the Day

"What did the squirrel say when he looked up the woman's dress? What a Cunt, got no Nuts."

"What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs? a bell."

"People say that asparagus makes your pee smell but its also true that your pee makes asparagus smell"

"What's the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu? One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment. I'll see myself out."

"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."

"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."

"Has anyone out there tried ""Starbucks"" coffee? It's really good. I think that they have a location in LA."

"What do amputee bears and regular bears have in common? They both have four legs. (assuming the amputee is missing a different appendage)"

"Question everything. Or should you?"

"Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped? So they fit in the box."