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Joke of the Day

"What a group of musical chemists called? Butane Clan"

"What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle"

"[nervously speeding up as I drive my date past a Taco Bell] SIRI: At frequent destination. Set this address as 'Home' address?"

"I got my PHD in scatology today. Reading all of those YouTube comments was a pain though."

"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."

"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."

"Roses are brown... Violets are brown... Wait...Who shat in my garden?"

"I was having sex with a woman when her husband got home early She told me to use the back door and to be quick. I probably should have just left, but it's not every day you get an offer like that."

"My friend asked if I could help him write a bedtime story for his kids. I thought ""what a novel idea""."

"""You the bomb!"" ""No you the bomb!"" A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east."