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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry, and soap"

"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."

"What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention? A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)"

"What do you call a magic door? Dumbledoor!"

"Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*"

"What did the little boy say upon putting the finishing piece on his Snow man ""For the watch"""

"You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list."

"Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest."

"What do womens' breasts & toy trains have in common? There're intended for children, but it's the fathers that wind up playing with them."

"Give a man a fire, and He'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."