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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry, and soap"

"I like my TVs like I like my women... Smart and curved."

"A man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!"

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"

"Why did the genie turn the man into a toad? He rubbed him the wrong way."

"Are you a geologist? You can analyse my rocks anytime ;)"

"how do you cease chritianiny from existing stop having children"

"*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* ""Nice."""

"What happens in Vegas never happens to me."