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Joke of the Day
"Siri, where are my pants?"
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"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"
"Islam is a race. Because it's inbreeds fucking each other."
"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."
"My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them... I suggested ""breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."""
"Cannibals don't drink coffee. They have a cup of Joe instead."
"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"
"Be sure to empty your pockets before doing your laundry You could get in trouble for money laundering."
"I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks"
"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""