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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."

"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"

"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"

"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"

"There's no better feeling than laying next to the person you love And they don't know you love them Or that you're in their house again"

"What do you call a snail in the Navy? A Snailor"

"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."

"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"

"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"

"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."