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Joke of the Day

"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort."

"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"

"My dad everyone... Dad: U at home? Me: No. Dad: Where? Me: Hairdresser. Dad: Aaahhh. They putting pants an blouse on ur hair ? Get it. Hair dresser. Lol Ugh."

"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."

"England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't"

"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"

"Why did Tiger Woods parents name him Tiger? Because he's half Thai, half African American. (Get it? It's funny cuz racisim.)"

"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"

"Your life and greatest achievements"

"I fell into a sewer the other day. It was really shit and draining to get out of."