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Joke of the Day

"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."

"What are the sickest rock layers? The ones with diabases."

"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."

"A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""what's this, some kind of joke?"""

"A relationship is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"My friend wanted to hear a really long poop joke. So I told him to sit down because it would take a while."

"If you're in a plane above LA... What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you? U C L A"

"Do people who criticize the presidents daughter for smoking pot forget that the last Republican vice president shot his friend in the face."

"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."

"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."