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Joke of the Day

"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"

"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."

"My niece just said ""Birds live in a birdhouse & we live in a people house!"" Cute, huh? Wrong; my niece is 26 & on trial for manslaughter."

"How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? nail the other hand to the floor."

"What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture."

"Why did the spy cross the border? Because he never really was on your side."

"When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes... if you don't pull out."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken"

"Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."