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Joke of the Day
"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"
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"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."
"Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that ""Scheherezade"" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: ""Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"""
"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"
"I just made this one up: What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest? A TOR pedo."
"What is a pirate's favourite letter? Aye."
"son you're getting older and one way I show my trust in you is letting you tackle some tough jobs on your own; bathing the cat for starters"
"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."
"Behavioral Health What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder? A myclonic jerk."
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity"