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Joke of the Day

"England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't"

"My coworkers and I pitched in to buy Greece as a retirement gift for the boss.. We decided it was better than a $50 Applebee's gift card."

"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work."

"Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?"

"Yo mama so fat. . . I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas. Edit: TIL Reddit has very strong feelings about my mother."

"[OC] A cold bear Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?"

"Why is the quadratic formula so cool? Because it has 'ac'."

"The Comcast repairman asked if he could use my bathroom. I guess he had to cut some cable."

"What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association."

"6-year-old: Spill me some milk. Me: You mean ""pour."" 6: Not the way you do it."