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Joke of the Day

"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"

"Ladies, wonder if he's busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before."

"No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere."

"How do you kill 200 flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan."

"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."

"My grades are getting better Sike, that's the wrong subreddit"

"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"

"what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*"

"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"