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"Group Assignments Person: I have an Idea Me: So Did Hitler"
"A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them. I said, ""No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."""
"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"
"What if a side effect to laxatives was death? That'd be a shitty way to die."
"Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter"
"I went to the doctor the other day wearing nothing but clingfilm ....... I sat down, the doctor turned and looked at me to say ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""
"Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits."
"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."
"I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter."