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Joke of the Day
"I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one..."
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"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."
"When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear."
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."
"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"I was in my space ship with my pregnant wife, travelling about .95c, when she suddenly went into labor. Turns out time wasn't the only thing that was dilated."
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"This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus. If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold."
"I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back."