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Joke of the Day
"What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP."
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"What do you call a circumcision for a dollar? A rip off!"
"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."
"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."
"One fun way to describe Facebook is ""imagine you are a mind reader in Walmart."""
"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."
"Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags? It wouldn't fit on their shirt."
"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."
"Preacher: CAN I GET AN AMEN?!? Me: [from back row] MAY you get an amen"
"Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say ""Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?"" then just sit there for 5 years."