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Joke of the Day

"Never trust a depressed elevator. It'll only bring you down."

"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"

"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"

"My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200."

"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."

"Trigger warning!! The next 4 years in America"

"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"

"breathed a little air through my nose when thought of this http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3szbjn/"

"I paid 4 the lady in front of me @ Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot."

"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."