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Joke of the Day
"What did the man without a voice box say?"
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"Me: *empties 4's maracas 4: *shakes maracas* They're broken Me: Oh no.. What happend?"
"Just found out my best friend is on Match.com... but I can't make fun of him about it because then he'll wanna know why I was browsing single men on Match.com."
"It's time to end double standards. It doesn't make sense that if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut... But if a guy does the same thing, he's gay."
"Dear Evolution, It's a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?"
"In honor of MLK day: Why don't black people sleep? ...Because the only one that had a dream was shot."
"When I die, I hope Bethesda lowers my coffin into the ground. So they can let me down one last time."
"I'd consider myself an artistic fetishist I go hard in the paint."
"Book nerds all be like.. 420 blaze it? More like, 451 BLAZE IT! .... On second thoughts, this is probably why I have no friends"
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