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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is like Disneyland. Magical at first but then you realize that there's someone else in the Mickey suit."

"So Donald Trump wakes up in the White House one morning..."

"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."

"Went out to dinner with a cannibal last night.. It cost me an arm and a leg"

"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."

"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"

"Black humour is like children with cancer.. ..it never gets old"

"""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" -Facebook"

"A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot. The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals."

"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."