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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets? 10 books of Snow Whites"
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"What element can you find in almost any shoe store? Heelium! I'll see myself out now..."
"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"
"Me: Take my pic *hands him camera & giggles* Him: What's funny? Me: Nothing. Him: *presses button, explodes, dies* Me: Ha! Photo bombed!"
"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."
"I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well."
"What's the difference between a calendar and me? The calendar has dates."
"How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."
"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"