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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."

"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."

"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"

"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"

"My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator where I couldn't reach them. And leave chemicals under the sink."

"How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet? A Labragoogle."

"The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem."