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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
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"Damn girl I like the way you constantly change your profile pic to the one good picture of you from 2008."
"3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other wants to know if penguins have knees."
"Why did the hoover not make the football team? Because he sucked With love and sexy things from Jaques x"
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"
"Does almond milk come from crazy cows? Cause they gotta be nuts, right?"
"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"
"The Grapes of Wrath 2: The Raisins of Revenge"
"If owls are so wise why are they always eating rodents instead of pizza rolls?"
"What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges? A Jiraffa."