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Joke of the Day
"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."
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"What do you call a blasian? A criminal mastermind"
"I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states."
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"
"[slams on the brakes] WHAT DO YOU MEAN LINDSAY LOHAN PLAYED BOTH TWINS IN THE PARENT TRAP"
"What Do You Call A Black Person On The Moon? An Astronaut You Racist Bastard."
"A joke I made up in middle school Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"News said how hard it'd be to shoplift a turkey. Amateurs. It's all about commitment. *stuffs turkey under shirt* *whines that back hurts*"
"What do you call a blowjob from a vampire? Blood sausage."
"Wanna ruin a girl's day? Respond to her next text with ""Who is this?"""