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Joke of the Day
"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"
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"Yes, I'm aware I can't fly, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try if my chute doesn't open."
"What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird."
"Pot smokers like to say it's safe because it's natural. Other safe natural things include sunburn, poison ivy, and being eaten by a bear."
"I added Paul walker on Xbox He spends all his time on the dashboard"
"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
"Magic Johnson own everything, movies, gyms, restaurants, sports teams! What kind of aids he got? Financial aids?!?!"
"Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction"
"Laura Bassett must be an alcoholic... She couldn't even wait for the game to finish before she hit the bar!"
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."