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Joke of the Day

"What element can you find in almost any shoe store? Heelium! I'll see myself out now..."

"An unidentified van has left a couple of disposable cameras at a local CVS. Police are still investigating. We'll be sure to keep you up to date on this story as it develops."

"It turns out I have my shirt on backwards and I'm wearing two different socks. I apologize for being so flamboyant with my heterosexuality."

"Wife Missing My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back."

"I'm seriously disappointed by /r/goldbenefits. Not even one name appeared in the Panama papers."

"Secretly killing birds and making It look like a suicide - Windexter."

"When God closes a door, He usually makes sure my fingers are in it."

"Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed."

"Knock Knock..Whos there? Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!"

"How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face"