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Joke of the Day

"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"

"What does Hitler hate about leg day ? Mein Krampf"

"I just changed my Facebook password to '14 days' but it said it was Too weak"

"Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape? He's a de-septagon."

"Just saw one of those giant centipedes run though my living room so now I'm gunna sleep with a flamethrower and a full metal jacket."

"Chemist have an unpopular view on alcohol... They say it's a solution."

"What do you call a snake that studies past events? A HISSSSStorian."

"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."

"A man got knocked out the other day... I said to him ""dont worry, I called you an ambulance while you where knocked out"" *points* you're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!"

"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."