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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."
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"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."
"Once again, overheard my 13yo tell someone that I was born in the 1900s. Now I want to hide under the covers and stab all her teddy bears."
"A man is walking down the street dragging 20 ft of rope behind him. His neighbor is curious & asks, ""Hey buddy, why you pulling that rope?"" The man replies, ""You ever tried pushing it?"""
"Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well balanced meal."
"Teacher: ""Your composition on the assignment ""My dog"" is exactly like your brothers... ...did you copy it?"" Boy: ""No, it's the same dog!"""
"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"
"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"
"I'm not the type that has sex with people I meet at the bar... They keep saying ""no."""
"Lets give each other cute nicknames like, 'Plaintiff' and 'Defendant'"