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Joke of the Day

"Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle."

"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"

"How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb? Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one."

"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""

"How does a West Virginia husband tell if his wife is on the rag? (NSFW) He sucks his son's dick to see if it tastes like shit."

"Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14? Because they're pi rates."

"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"

"Sex and oxygen are a lot a like It's really not that big of a deal unless you're not getting any."

"First Time F: they say the first time hurts, is that true? M: I don't know, but I don't think so. F: they say that every time M: amateurs"

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking."