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Joke of the Day

"Lets give each other cute nicknames like, 'Plaintiff' and 'Defendant'"

"Having your 7 year old son clean the toilet is pretty entertaining. He used Pledge. In other news I just slid off the toilet, into the tub."

"""It's going to be amazing!"" No, it's not."

"I think I better go play the lottery because I just correctly plugged in a USB cord on the first try."

"It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check."

"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."

"Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself"

"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."

"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"

"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"