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Joke of the Day
"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."
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"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children"" I thought to myself ""That sounds like a fair trade"""
"Two Men walk into a bar... ""Knock, Knock!""...... ""Who's there?"" says one. ""It's the doctor, you two walked into a pole, now tell me if your head hurts."""
"Why is six afraid of seven... Because seven is a registered six offender."
"Don't forget how much dust you're inhaling all the time everywhere."
"""How about a scarf?"" - Johnny Depp's stylist every day."
"Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops."
"[Sahara desert] Me: *shares canteen* Companion: *holds it to his mouth but nothing comes out* Me: it's ketchup, you have to wait a bit."
"A dung beetle walks into a bar ""Is this stool taken?"""
"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."