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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: ""Your composition on the assignment ""My dog"" is exactly like your brothers... ...did you copy it?"" Boy: ""No, it's the same dog!"""

"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"The doctor had to remove my fungal infection. It's a shame. It was really starting to grow on me."

"What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stew!"

"I can remember my first day at school The teacher looked at me during register and asked, ""Are you chewing?"" I said, ""No, chewing is probably one of the foreign kids, my name is David."""

"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."

"I can tell my Girlfriends ass is getting bigger, She fits in my Wife's jeans."

"Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."

"*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!"

"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"