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Joke of the Day
"I'm not the type that has sex with people I meet at the bar... They keep saying ""no."""
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"Party Questions by age 1-12: Will there be a Bouncy House? 17-20: Will there be alcohol? 22-27: Theres no kids right? 30+ Who's bday is it?"
"I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together We severed Thais"
"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time? Shhhhhhh."
"I'm so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture."
"Came with our Christmas cracker Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar? A: He got 25 days."
"What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject? The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to ""tell us about yourself."""
"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."