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Joke of the Day

"Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known"

"A little boy and a little girl are having a bath... When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. ""Can I touch it?"" She asks him. ""No! You already broke yours off!"""

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!"

"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. ^^^^^Sorry"

"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."

"Roses are red Violets are blue Meet me in bed To learn something new Pfff....poetry is easy"

"Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?"

"My son wants a bb gun for Christmas I told him I'l give it my best shot"